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Saturday, February 9, 2008

I haven't finish reading 'In her shoes'. I know i'm slow. But while reading, i came across something;

"The man that you wish not to see ever again, is actually the man you can never avoid. - Murphy Laws"

I think it's true. dammit, but it is.
So after maths tuition, got bored, so i checked the Murphy Laws through the web. Guess what else i found out;
[1] If anything can not just go wrong, it will anyway.
[2] If everything seems to be going very well, you obviously have overlooked something.
[3] Everything takes longer than you think.
[4] When you are set out to do something, something else must be done first.
[5] Every solution breeds new problems.
[6] The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
[7] A paint drip will always find the hole in the newspaper and land on the carpet underneath (and will not be discovered until it has dried).
[8] If your looking for more than one thing, you'll find the most important one last.
[9] After you bought a replacement for something you've lost and searched for everywhere, you'll find the original.
[10] Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
[11] If you want something bad enough, chances are you won't get it.
[12] Just when you think things can not get any worse, they will.
[13] Whatever you want, you can't have. What ever you have, you don't want.

kinda true y'know.
Ever notice that sometimes when you don't need to take a cab, you'll see hell lots of vacant cab passing by you. But when you urgently need one, either all hired or none passed you. When you're not looking for something, it will always be somewhere within your vision. But when you urgently need it, you can't find it anywhere. amusing huh?

Then Jo discovered more;
[14] The nicer someone is, the further he/she is away from you.
[15] The better ones go first.
[16] The better looking is the man/woman who loves you, the easier it is to leave him/her with no hard feelings.
[17] It is always the wrong time of month.
[18] Before you find your handsome prince, you gotta kiss a lot of frogs.
[19] Love is a hole in the heart.
[20] It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
[21] Never argue with a lady when she's tired.
[22] It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
[23] There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
[24] When a man wants his wife to hear, she doesn't listen. When that same man doesn't want his wife to hear, she's all ears.
[25] Although it may seem like that on the outside, no one is having fun being single.
[26] If you're heart is broken, sweep up the pieces. There will always be someone who will want to put it back together.
[27] The Key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.
[28] If a girl tell you "let's stay friends", she won't call ever again. If you call, she won't answer.
[29] Never make love in your back garden. Love is blind, but not your neighbors.
[30] When she says: "Don't buy me anything expensive" and you listen, expect to be single.
[31] Even the most beautiful woman in the world has at least one guy who is tired of her.
[32] If you love a person let them go. If they don't come back they weren't worth it.

haha! i think it's true. lol.
But it's the thoughts that counts still. so not all girls think that way for no 30. lol.

Supposed to go walk around with Olivia, Fang Ning and Yi jie. but decided not to, lots of people i don't know. we'll go out some other day uh. Then planned to catch a mid night movie with Astrid then she'll have a sleep over at my place. But she suddenly realize she has tuition on Sunday morning so she can't make it. *sniffs* kena pang seh twice man. horrible people. tsk tsk. kidding uh.

I need to get alot of stuff man!!
3 birthday babies' presents. and some other things.
random info ; Jo's liking soya bean milk.
random-er info ; Jo used to hate Soya bean milk when she was younger.

Tags Replies:

Parvesh: i dunnoe. yeah k he never run. soccer
people should take the 20 slots right. but u
all having tourn uh. FINEE. against Northlight
this monday uh? Good luck dude!
think can score more than 11-0? LOL
wads the most goal for thrashing uh in
soccer history? updated my friend. I came
down to support while doing Chem. lol.

Jet: GHL! slow luh u. no delivery tip for JET!
tsktsk.

Merilyn: hahaha! i think that was the first time
you all saw the pic right? ssshhhh. LOL!
paiseh noe. haha you're hotter :D let's get
extensions again this June hols. lol!
hahaha! really?? i just anyhow fill in. lol.
i was seriously damn bored uh. so yeah.
quizes are expected. lol! okie dokie!
STAY HAPPY TOO SEXAYE =D

Sihui: LOL! you didn't know uh? i stoned
down there noe! the thing just slipped then
*crash* everybody clapped. lucky OM never
make me pay. he's nice man. LOL! i visited
your blog! but some words my com shows
'????' those chi character is it? thanks for
the wish but oh well, we didn't pull through.
next year perhaps? and wad 11 more days?
it's okay! i'll tell u all about it one day k?
just get ready ur ears, cos its a long story.
HCNY TOO!

MrFaz: yeah dude, me noe that. haha!
eh i ate 5 sweets at a go k. it wasn't that bad
wad actually. k i salute cikgu Sarina. she
caught me for using the com -.-'
OH I SHALL TELL WHAT YOU DID
DURING THAT TIME to shabir man!
LOL! haha! kacau me somemore uh!
LOL! wadever lah. few hours only!
NO BIGGIE! ahaha! nvm lah. stay
back, get high and scream. LOL!
FOR FUN JOY AND LAUGHTER.

Lemuel: sup! eh sorry uh. in the end you
guys came back for nothing man. so
sorry. at least u guys shot for a while
right! LOL! haha! k next time after
i get my team confirm and all that..then
i'll tell. common test coming up. so
maybe after that yeah?

Jasmine: eh girl! u suppose to side me
eh! OMG. dun tell me u got your recruit?
eh like that i die noe! oh no! eh u free on
that day?? 2A outing?? on? btw!
happy new year too! =D

Xuetin: hello girl! yeah sure! linked!
train hard yeah? GOOD LUCK!
do your jie and Tk proud :D

Olivia: that one wish reduced to 49%
already uh. so not that big of a deal.
PANGSEH ME! LOL! kidding ah!
but next sat cannot pang seh uh!
i dunnoe how to speak chi. so need u
somewhere nearby man! plus
ningy not coming =((
oooeeeeyyy....dun kill me lah.
u all damn scary noe! making it
sounds like i wont make it out the gate
alive after school sia!

Des: wads with my post? mad lil boy!
ben nu hai. LOL! CORRECT RIGHT?
indo noob lah u! lol! i pissed off, u'll get it
i'm warning you!! LOL!

Astrid: yeah lah strid. feel horrible noe.
but i made up my mind. i dun wan to be
a hypocrite of the school. feels like some
criminal. u also another pangseh!! LOL!
kidding kidding! IM KIDDING! next time go
out lah k? eh got step up 2 on march 13 i
think. wan go wan go? i'll get olivia and co
along lah k???

Fahmy: seems nice right? beat me in class?
dream on lah u. wait long long dude.
you're not the only one working hard eh!
yeah. graduated seniors said 3H got
best set of teachers. Mr Tan Kee Hoe,
Miss Yap, Mdm Hallilah, Mrs Hwang, Mdm
Mariam and all. i dunnoe uh.

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